New Moon Trailer ish… amazingly HORRIBLE

4 Jun

is it just me or do you enjoy making fun of stuff?? this post is rlly opnion-ated so if youre a rlly big twi-hard fan, dont read, thats your warning 🙂

 

watch this trailer for a movie…..

now tell me your HONEST opinion, was that a GOOD trailer? no? yes?

 

my opinion- THIS IS THE WORST TRAILER FOR A MOVIE EVER MADE! I COULD MAKE A BETTER ONE! THIS SO DOESNT FOLLOW THE BOOK AT ALL! PLUS, THERES OTHA MISTAKES YOU CAN SOOOO SEE!

– OBVIOUS STUFF-

~first, you saw Taylor Laytner, rite? (the rlly hot dude who turned into a werewolf) well, at first he has no shirt on. then like 5-10 seconds later HE HAS A SHIRT ON. WHATS UP WIT THAT? THATS A HUGE MISTAKE! HOW COULD THE DIRECTOR MISS THAT! AND ITS NOT EVEN LIKE ITS A DIFFERENT SCENE, ITS THE SAME SCENE!

~ Kristen Stewart (the girl, bella) is a HORRIBLE actress. she didnt even cry when Rob Pattinson (the really fugly guy with the horrible hair, aka the “hot” Edward…. he.is.not.hot.at.all.) left her. SHE JUST SAT IN DA RAIN. WHATS WRONG WITH YOU GIRL? IF YOUR GONNA GET PAID A LOT, AT LEAST TRY TO ACT!!!!!!!

 

-STUFF THEY MESSED UP FROM THE BOOK-

~first off, they got the whole color scheme wrong. its supposed to be all white nd pink…. not green nd whit nd pink and all those otha colors!

~and they got the presents wrong. okay, your probably like “you pay attention to dat stuff??”. well, Stephanie Meyer described the presents in da book so it kinda stuck. Fisrt off, the presents weren’t supposed to get that big. they were supposed to small nd stuff cuz there WAS NO PRESENTS IN THERE. they didnt put em in there cuz Bella didnt want any presents so they thought she’d return them

~with the scene with Taylor Lautner (Jacob, srry, i like using these pplz real names 🙂 ) , he WASNT there wen Bella was about to get killed by da vampire dude. He was kinda already in wolf form and DIDNT turn into a wolf in front of Bella. I guess they did that so the movie would go faster.

and come on, “its my birthday, i want something, kiss me” WORST LINE EVER!!!! well, except from that “hold on spider monkey” from Twilight but ya kno, that line was just as worse. and the worst part is, it was in the book….kinda. i think it happened after the birthday party tho.

 

so yea, they messed up. making fun of their mistakes ish fun 😀

tee-hee

 

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6 Responses to “New Moon Trailer ish… amazingly HORRIBLE”

  1. ⁞.Ʊ▲ƴ June 5, 2009 at 12:17 AM #

    WHAT U TALKIN BOUT HORRIBLE THAT LOOKS AMAZING

  2. alicelolita June 5, 2009 at 4:12 AM #

    actually, this one kinda seems cooler than Twilight…and i’m not a big fan of twilight…i didn’t even pay to see it in Theaters..i saw it on the internet (boo-yah! XP) anyways, it’s your opinion and they’re bound to change things from the book….

    • drkshadow17 June 5, 2009 at 8:06 PM #

      i know, they never get it right. im just saying the trailer is RLLY messed up

  3. Annie!! (not signed in) June 5, 2009 at 6:10 AM #

    In my opinion I think that trailor is kinda bad…i don’t really like it but i guess i don’t hate it..
    Lol the blood on Bella looked soo fake…its like…black…lol!

  4. ~Maya June 6, 2009 at 1:37 AM #

    Bad!! Bad trailier!!

  5. maccallister09 June 6, 2009 at 8:10 PM #

    when i first saw it i was so excited and all but when i played it the second time i noticed it dont look that great!and that wolf transformation was terrible it loooks like a plain dog!

    well its still raw lets wait for the whole movie

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