OH REALLY? WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE?!?!?!?

7 May

Well, first of all im angry cause of the rain BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! RAINS POOPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLEH! and like OMG A CENTIPEDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok well ummmmm yea…………………………………………………….. STUPID SCHOOL IS STUPID I WISH IT WAS SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok well only good part of the rain is I can dance YAY! So how many of my peeps are Magical Alpacas like my friend Michelle???????? Anybody wanna admit it? HERES A LLAMA THERES A LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA!  

How many of you like seaweed, like to eat??? i really dont like it………………….Its spicy, I dont even think its supposed to be……………….. Well, today I saws that girl that like coughed up a like truck on me, and like she was like with the look of like EWWW WHO ARE YOU??!?!?! so im like excuse me, I may be special but theres no reason to judge! GOSH! and like slapped her, wait no I didnt do the slapping part but i imagined it………….. OH WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok well OH HOT CHEESE DIP THIS IS MY MONKEY! like really….. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT! wait what were we talking about? OH WELL! ok well BRHASDIOFJDSA;FJSDKLFJ RANDISANDSD;FLJSDF;GJS;DLFGJ;LSDF sorry had a spazzzzzzzzzz……………………….. ok well i cant wait till summer cause then i get to do nothing!!!!!!!!! yayy!

Ok well Drk says that FOB ROCKS! well but really whos FOB are they like Farting Obsessed Brothers like really what are they???? well it could also be Falling Obese Bread…. LIKE REALLY! WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR! NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM THE NEW BATMAN! AND YOU ARE JEALOUS! BE JEALOUS! YOU CANT FLY THROUGH THE AIR ON WEBS! CAN YOU OR YOU CANT BEAT UP VILLIANS WITH YOUR SPIDEY SENSING TINGLING! SO YEA BE JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT! Really whats with all the crayons and like colored pencils by Crayola! I DID SOME RESEARCH (I Know Shocking) AND LIKE ALL OF THEIR COLORS ARE NAMES OF DRINKS OR FOODS! THATS GONNA MAKE LITTLE KIDS LIKE ME WANT TO EAT THEM! Well really! Ive tried all of the ones with food names and they do not taste like food at all like really! FALSE ADVERTISING! Thats like illegal isnt it????????? OR IS THAT LIKE PLAGERISM!??!?!?!?! I should like find the owner and be like YOUR A RETART! YOU CAUSE FALSE ADVERTISING YOU BUTT HEAD! and he will be like WHO ARE YOU! and ill be like im your worst nightmare, then thats the time when ill bite off his face….. SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN RIGHT???????????????????????

Ok well my plan is to get this post to have over 1,000 words! YAY!!!!!! ok so what to post what to post? OH I KNOW! Magical Pet Dolphins!!!!!!!!!!! Well I have a magical pet dolphin! HIS NAME IS PHILIP! BE JEALOUS OF PHILIP! hes like the size of a glue stick, AND HE IS MORE AWESOME THAN YOU! WHAT! OHHHH BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL MOMENT! HAHA ROB…… ok wellllllllllll EWWWWW YOUR EPIDERMIS IS SHOWING! EWW PUT IT AWAY!!!!!!!!! well your probably wondering what your epidermis is! its skin!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok well now that were on this topic, YOUR WENIS IS SHOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well now your probably like ewwww!!!! thats grosss why did you have to post that, but really, your wenis is your elbow skin, so ha! its not gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So really who likes the Jonas Brothers! OMG I TOTALLY DO THEY ARE SOO HOT! NOT! ewww i like really hate them, everyone is like OMG THEY ARE SO HOT! and im like ewww!!!!!!!!! first of all their hair is gross, and second their songs are like horrible, and like they have no point! like really! ok well now that were o nthis topic, IM SO ANGRY THAT ALLISON GOT VOTED OUT OF AMERICAN IDOL! SHE SHOULD STILL BE THERE, AND KRIS SHOULDNT! HE SHOULD GO DIE IN A HOLE!

Well NO SCHOOL TOMORROW! WHOOT WHOOT! Were going on a Band field trip, to play for judges! YAY! even though I hate band, its a great way to get out of school! So well, I find your face quite tasty! ITS MUY DELICIOSO! Like with all the flavors, and herbs and spices its delicious! OK WELL HERES SOMETHING THAT MADE ME MAD! WHY DID THEY MAKE THE FRIED CHICKEN AT KFC GRILLED! EVEN THOUGH ITS HEALTHIER, NOW THE NAME FOR KFC IS SO STUPID SOUNDING ITS KGC! SAY IT OUT LOUD, ITS SOUNDS SO STUPID! Kentucky Grilled Chicken! DONT SOUND RIGHT TO ME! anything FRIED is good! SO YEA BLAH! So yea……………… MY TECH TEACHER IS SOO STUPID! like were doing an assembly line thing, and the pieces are too wide to fit into the drilling template (im a sander) and like I asked him, what do we do, and hes like, I dont know, figure it out! and im like HOW! IF YOU DONT TELL US! YOUR the TEACHER!  and like yea………………………. So like our waste rate was like 3/4 of the pieces we made, THAT AINT GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yea within the past 2 days, OF COURSE WHILE ITS RAINING, weve been having fire drills all day! LIKE REALLY, OF COURSE IT HAS TO RAIN! BLAH!

Texting is addictive……. LIKE ONCE YOU MAKE ONE TEXT, YOU CANT STOP! A lot of people like to sleep….. I HATE IT! YOU GET NOTHING ACCOMPLISHED! LIKE REALLY YOUR SLEEPING JUST LIEING THERE! ITS REALLY BORING TOO! LIKE WHEN YOU DONT HAVE A DREAM! My oddest dream was when, like a couple days ago, I was like watching a ferris wheel! I DONT THINK THATS NORMAL! Cheese is good………………………………. SO IS TASTY FACE! OMG YOU HAVE A TASTY FACE, ITS SOO SALTY!!!!!!! I LOVE SALT! even though it may be bad for you, i really like the taste!!!!!!!!!!!! its yummilicous! You know what annoys me, THAT STUPID STATIC SOUND THAT COMES OFF OF LIKE ALL OF THE ELECTRONIC STUFF, ITS SOO PIERCING, I FEEL LIKE EXPLODING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like really, only like kids hear it, NO ADULTS HEAR IT! like so they dont get annoyed! BLAH! Theres not many ways you can annoy your parents, ive tried very hard any nothing works! OMG YAY 1,000 WORDS YAY! BE JEALOUS PEOPLE! I GOTTA GO SMELL A DUCK! AND DEVOUR A PLASTIC TABLECLOTH, YAY! BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.

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5 Responses to “OH REALLY? WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE?!?!?!?”

  1. Ilan May 8, 2009 at 2:29 AM #

    Your decided not to use the name plate i made you? I thought you loved it. OK, well thats ok. 🙂

  2. ~Maya May 9, 2009 at 4:32 AM #

    LOL!! Very very random post, Luhy 😕
    FOB stands for Fall Out Boy. And they rock.

  3. StarandWiifan May 9, 2009 at 8:25 PM #

    ~WIIFAN7 10~
    LOL! I laughed on the wenis part! XD
    My old blog: http://wiifan710.wordpress.com
    My new blog: http://krazilaughter.wordpress.com

  4. [h@D May 10, 2009 at 12:49 PM #

    Wowiee , so much punctuation haha … I was almost blinded

  5. Mary May 20, 2009 at 8:16 PM #

    xD haha hilarious! fall out boy Rocks! woot! totally random by the way! Good job! 😉

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