The Fortune teller

Background info: A 5-year-old kid is at the carnival at he can’t find his mother(or maybe his mother can’t find him.) And a ‘fortune teller’ asks him if he would like to know his fortune. And the kid of course says yes.

 

Fortune teller: “Come here to be told your fortune!”

Kid: “OK!”

Fortune teller: “May i please have 50 cents?”

Kid: “Here you go!” (hands a dollar bill)

Fortune teller: “OK! Lets get started!” (this kid knows nothing! thinks the fortune teller)

Kid: “What’s  my future?”

Fortune teller: “I have to look into my future ball!”

Kid: (stares at ball) “OOOOO, pretty”

Fortune teller: “Yeah, it sure is. Now for your future…………………..”

Kid: “Tell me! Tell Me!”

Fotune teller: “Ok, in the future you will say what”

Kid: “What??”

Fortune teller: “See! I’m right!”

Kid: “you’re the best fortune teller in the world!!!”

Fortune teller: “I know”

Kid: “I want to be just like you when i gorw up!!”

Fortune teller: “That’s great kid.”

Kid: “Your my idol!!”

Fortune teller: “Great. Now go enjoy life.”

Kid: “OK!”

 -Drkshadow17

The Sky is Falling!

Heres a Funny joke:

Kid: Help Help Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Sky is Falling!!!!!!!

Adult: No Son its Raining

Kid: Oh!

-Pinkey2we

Fried Potato!

Fried Potato-

Friend:What are you looking for?

Kid:My Fried Potato

Friend:Why?

Kid: Silly To Call my Mom!

Friend:Your supposed to use a phone!

Kid:(Talks into potato) Hi Mom!Can you come pick me up?

Friend:(Faints)

Kid:Are you alive?(Kicks body) Do you want this? (Throws potato at friends head, Potato Explodes) ALL you people out there I did not do this!(Whistles and Runs away)

-Pinkey2we

At the doctor

Here’s a kid who’s in pain at the doctor:

Kid: “Doctor!!!! Doctor!!!”

Doctor: ” Yes????”

Kid: “I broke every part of my body!!!!”

Doctor: “Show me.”

Kid: Toches arm

Kid- “OWWWWWWWWW”

Doctor- “No son, you broke your finger”

Kid- “oh”