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Some Pretty Odd Jokes….

28 Jul

HEYYAA GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today i’ve decided to tell you guys some funny jokes… YAY!!!!!

Where did the one legged waitress work?
Ihop!

There was a mushroom. He walked into a room full of other vegetables. He was talking to a few, and they all left. he thought to himself… “AIN’T I A FUNGI?”

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says “Why the long face?”

What do you call a day without sunshine? Night.

Now weren’t those kinda… odd! Here’s a few funny pictures to make you laugh!

fail owned pwned pictures

fail owned pwned pictures

fail owned pwned pictures

funny pictures of cats with captions

funny pictures of cats with captions

funny pictures of cats with captions

I CHOOSE YOU!

Alexa

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P.S. Sorry for the short post…. Busy…. Its hot….

hmmm… WHAT SHALL THE NAME OF THIS POST BE! hmmm…

25 Jul

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arrow_anim_left.gif Animated Red Arrow image by calfonzogaskin HOLA MY PEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY SATURDAY!!!!!!!! MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOP!!!!!!!! Its really hot here…. =/ WHATEVER ITS SUMMER UH DUH!!!!!!!!!!! So guess what… I made a new friend…. ITS A BIG POPCORN!!!!! his name is Frankie!! Say hi Frankie!!! Frankie doesn’t speak much… now to think about it he doesn’t speak at all… So depressing SPEAK FRANKIE SPEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Frankie’s my new best friend!!!! NO YOU CANNOT EAT HIM!!!!! I got my eyes on you! NO ONE SHALL EAT MY NEW BEST FRIEND… unless me if I just so happen to get hungry… LIKE NOW!!!!! STOP RUNNING FRANKIE! WHERE DID THOSE LEGS COME FROM!!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

arrow_anim_left.gif Animated Red Arrow image by calfonzogaskin The giraffes cant take much more of us humans!!!! THEY WILL SOON ATTACK AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!! OH NO!!!!!! THE PRECIOUS PAPAYAS AND GRAPES WILL BE GONE FOREVER!!!!!!! NOT THE PAPAYAS!!!!! WE SHALL NOT LET THEM RULE!!!!! Really… How odd would that be to be ruled by the giraffes… That would be really odd… its like OMG A ARMY GIRAFFE IS ATTACKING!!!!!! That sounds so odd…. But that would be creepy if it happened… GIRAFFE ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

arrow_anim_left.gif Animated Red Arrow image by calfonzogaskin WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M A GIANT FLYING BALLOON!!!!!!!!!! FLY FLY FLY AWAY I GO GO GO!!!!!! I’m Gaining fatness!!!! EAT THOSE TWINKIES!!!!!!!!!!! WEE!!!!!!! oh no!!!! A PLANE!!!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!! *Flails arms and legs* AHHHH STOP GOING UP!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!! *pops* UH OH! *explodes in the air, and falls really fast* AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M GOING TOWARDS THE CONCRETE! AHHH!!!!!!!!! *Hits concrete* OMG I MADE A CRATER!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!! *eats more Twinkies* YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH NO!!!!!!! My pretty ribbon has disappeared! COME BACK PRETTY RIBBON! :’( NO!!! It was blue too :( I WANT MY PRETTY RIBBON!

arrow_anim_left.gif Animated Red Arrow image by calfonzogaskin Well here’s a pointless How To…. This comes from an expert breather… DRK!

How To Breathe

1. Suck in air through either your nose or mouth
2. Release the air you just sucked in within one second of breathing the air in.
3. Repeat.

WOW!!!! NOW I’M AN EXPERT AT BREATHING!!!!!! Here’s some funny pictures!

fail owned pwned pictures

fail owned pwned pictures

fail owned pwned pictures

fail owned pwned pictures

funny pictures of cats with captions

funny pictures of cats with captions

funny pictures of cats with captions

funny pictures of cats with captions

funny pictures of dogs with captions

funny pictures of dogs with captions

funny pictures of dogs with captions

cute pictures of puppies with captions

I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Momal

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MAKE YOUR OWN LAPTOP!!!!!!!!

9 Jul

Hey Guys! I’ve successfully came up with a way to make your own laptop!!!!! Ya I know I’m amazing! So here’s the steps:

What You Will Need
BUY:

4 Rechargeable Batteries
2 Mini Speakers (Able to be built in to sides of computer)
1 Thick Piece of Glass (For Screen)
1 Mini Projector (To go within screen)
1 Laptop Keyboard
1 Heat Sensitive Touch Pad (Act as Mouse)
1 Mini Camera (To be built into computer)}
1 Motherboard
1 Mac book Pro

Step 1: Throw everything besides the Mac book Pro away.

Step 2: Done.

he he I love that :D

Hopefully by now you realized that this is a joke….. if not…. I feel bad for you.

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If this didn’t make you laugh here’s some Funny Pictures!

funny pictures of cats with captions

funny pictures of cats with captions

funny pictures of cats with captions

funny pictures of cats with captions

funny pictures of cats with captions

I CHOOSE YOU!

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I Shall Call You Squishy…. and You Will Be My Squishy Forever!

23 May

YOOOO!!!! WHATS UP MY HOME SKILLY BISKITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know im a pimp! your jealous!!!!!!! oh your not??? WELL YOU BETTER BE OH! YOU JUST GOT BURNED! Did I hurt your feelings? I did? Would you like a cookie? You do? WELL TO BAD! I EAT ALL OF YOUR COOKIE! I eat your poo! YUMMYLICIOUS! how am i weird? Like really…… I eat poo, doesnt everybody? It tasty, you should try it! NO STUPID! DONT ACTUALLY DO IT! Ewwwww YUCK its all over your face! eww! Go take a shower…… NOW! DO IT! ewwwww that was just gross………

OMG GUESS WHAT GUYS I MIGHT DO THE FREE HUG CAMPAIGN OVER THE SUMMER! You dont know what it is? why didnt you tell me! Heres a video about it!

It actually looks like tons of fun! Like really giving hugs to complete strangers! I will actually do that before I die! Hugs make one more persons day better! At least it does for me :lol: Like really! Doesnt it look fun???? Hopefully people dont hurt me………….. If they do, I GOTS MY PEPPER SPRAY! WATCH OUT PEOPLE! HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAGICAL MAGICAL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN BE ANYTHING I WANT TO BE! I CAN BE A BALLOON THAT FLEW TO THE MOON! MAGICAL MAGICAL ME!!!!!!! We had to sing that song in 2nd grade….. MOST AWESOME SONG EVER!!!!!! I know your jealous of my 2nd grade class! But really, if you think about it, what balloon flies to the moon??? a magical?????? or am I just that amazing and so magical of an alpaca that I can do it? I think thats it, Im so amazing… and awesome! I sense some JEALOUSY! I just noticed something…. my socks are black……… they look yummy….. IM GONNA GO EAT THEM! BRB……………………………………………………………………………… YUCK! IT TASTES LIKE FEET AND DIRT AND SKIN ALL COMBINED! YUCK….. ohhhhhh now I know………………….. OMG I BIT OFF MY TOE!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!! *SCREAMS VERY LOUDLY* AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM LOOSING BLOOD! LIKE BELLA FROM TWILIGHT! ahhh!!!!!! ahhh!!!!!! EDWARD, EMIT, ALICE, JASPER, CARLILE, ESME, ROSALINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wait…… my foots bleeding……… AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bella fell down 2 flights of stairs, and went through a window……. SHES SUCH A SPAZZ! Gosh like really how would you do that? would you like faint? or what? Oh and if your wondering, with my magical powers i shoved a tissue in my toe and it stopped bleeding……… I know i should have gone to a doctor but OHHH WELL! My toe hurts……………. *YELLS MOMMY*

Me- MOMMY MY TOE HURTS!
Mom- Why?
Me- Look!
Mom- OMG AHHH EWW GROSS!!!!!!! *faints*
Me- MOMMY! AHHHH!! MOMMY FELL! *pokes mommy*
Mom-…………………..

Oh well…. she will be ok………… who cares about my toe anyways……… Today, I was laying in the sun, and I was hoping to get a tan, and like i got REALLY BAD SUNBURN! IM A TOMATO! MUST POKE! Red, White, Red, White, Red, White……… OW!!!!!!!!! IM SO STUPID! AHHHH!!!! OWWW IT FEELS LIKE MY ARMS ON FIRE! OMG IT IS!!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!! *runs outside, puts arm in pool, pool explodes* WOOPS! I didnt do that….. what? NO I NEVER DID THAT! You lied! GRRRR! ok im over it……….. well dont tell the police no matter what…. you didnt see anything….. MY ARM REALLY HURTS THOUGH…… next time ill use icky sunscreen….. its all gooey! YUCK! Is it really true that if you get sun poisining you need to bathe in yogurt? Thats what cheezie711 told me and i dont believe her……….

How do you say the word Carmel? I dont know how to say it properly……… CARAHMEHL, or like CARMEHL, or like CORAMEHL like really comment how you say it…… WELL I HAVE TO GO…… theres a dancing cow in my living room… hes freaking me out….. SO IM GONNA GO DANCE WITH HIM!!!!!!!! byeeeeee dudes and duddets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some Tounge Twisters/Jokes!

17 Apr

Try saying these Difficult sentences 10 times each! ( I Cant Do These Things For My Life)
Sam Saw Six Shiny Wheels

Giddy Gophers Greedily Gobble Good Goodies

I Wish I Had an Irish Wristwatch to Watch on my Irish Wrist

Sun Shine City

Unique New York

Now Heres Some Jokes!

Knock Knock
Whos There?
Tank!
Tank who?
Your Welcome!

Knock Knock
Whos There?
Avacado!
Avacado Who?
Avacado a Cold

Hope These Made You Laugh!


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