Flying Fish and Crazy Sea Monkeys!

BLEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how do you say that word????? BLECH! OR BLEECH!!!! I guess it could be either…………………. SO WHAT ARE ALL MY HOME SKILLY BISKIT MEATY MEAT CLEAVERS UP TO?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Well im up to licking in between my toes……. its kind of gross………… well it sorta does taste like chicken! CHICKENS THERE ARE MORE CHICKENS ON EARTH THAN ANY OTHER SPECIES!!!!!!!!!!! Oh i smarticle!!!!!!!!!!!! Why are chickens sooo yummy? is it the tender meat, oh yummy… very very tender! GLUB GLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You wanna hear me speak whale?????? ok GLUBAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLLLLLLLLLLLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MMOOOOOOOOOAOHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHBHLLLLLLLUAAAGGUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

i love finding nemo!!!!!!! Chipmunks are sooo cutee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they are like sooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How can you say that this isnt cute?!?!??!?!?!??!

I love So you think you can dance, it the BEST show ever! like how cool is this!

This is my favorite like dance of all time! ITS SOO COOL!

This is like sooooo weird but aawesomeee

RANDOM DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! muffinsssssss are yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Muffinsssss are deliciousooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there are soooo many kinds! LIKE BLUEBERRY, AND STRAWBERRY, AND CHOCOLATE, AND ANCHOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your probably thinking “EWWWWWWW ANCHOVIE MUFFIN!!!!” and yes i do agree with you it is gross! (: OMG ITS A FLUFFY PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! MUST CATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs after penguin* OWWWW IT BIT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gurrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG A SHINY CAR! *chases* ITS LIME GREEN! HOW COULD YOU NOT CHASE IT! Like really! it looks soo shiny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My tummy is yummy………. OMG THAT RYMED! But it iss!!!!! wait is that even possible???? how do u eat your tummy?????? WELL IM SPECIAL! so I can do it becasue im awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOKING INTO THE SUN IS EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SUN HURTS MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! does it really happen when you get a good idea that a light bulb pops up over your head?????? because i always forget to look up!!!!!!!! gur! elipticals are evil! the other day i was going to the eliptical to work out my arms, and it DID NOT WORK! i broke the stupid contraction! ITS SO EVIL! because now i have a broken tail! I know, the tail is like the most useful thing ever……. you dont have a tail?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? AHHHH!!!!! ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ohhhh…… OMG IM A MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!! wait no………… thats not a tail! THATS TOILET PAPER!!!!!!!!!!! ohhh…. no aint that embarassing! BANANAS ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its so hard to spell it, SO I SING THE SONG “This s**t is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S!” Well ya…… I LEARNED THAT THE STOMACH CHURNS FOOD LIKE ICE CREAM! like with the digestive juices and stuff! HOW YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAS ANYONE FOUND PABLO YET?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Well keep looking……………. Did you know that you can see corn in your poo because your stomach digests the stuff i side the corn, but the outside, is made of cellulose, which the stomach doesnt digest! NOW YOU LEARNED SOMETHING NEW TODAY!  yay you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUHY LOVE SOUR PATCH KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They sour, then sweet! THEY TASTY, ME TOUNGE GO ON VACATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAYAYA! IM A NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!! high yah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME FIGHT ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUHUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I IS EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS EAT SOME PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT TASTY, LIKE ICE CREAM CAKE I EATEDED LAST NIGHT IT WAS YUMMILICOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUHY DANCE FOR 2 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT FUN!!!!!!!!!!!! TRY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! chuck norris is evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE STOLEDED MY COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!! CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE! GUR! I WILL FIND YOU CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE BACK MY COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If no, ME WILL EAT YOUR HEAD! LUHY DONT CARE IF YOU CAN DO THIS!

cuz luhy do this!

LUHY A NINJA! HIH-JA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL FIND YOU CHUCK NORRIS IF IT TAKE LUHY REST OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM LOOKING FOR YOU! BE WORRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Luhy now angry! GUR!!!!!!!!!!! Luhy eat head offf! gur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME ANGRY! ME SQUISH THIS THINGY!!!!!!!

What are those things????????????? they are sooo weird!!!!!! They are like martians! I LOVE EARS! THEY ARE CUTE! when you squeeze EYES POP OUT! <<<<<<<<<<That luhy!!!!!!!!!! SO WHO LIKE MUSIC????????? DRK IS AWESOME AND SHE DID IT THANX DRK! YOU AWESOME! LIKE THIS! <<<< YOU IS GREEN! I IS JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHH!!!!!! LUHY IS BORED!!!!!!!!! LUHY SHOW FUNNY SMILEYS!

 WEAKLING! LUHY IS STRONGER THAN YOU!

FATSO STOP EATING, OR YOU WILL… TOO LATE….

STOP EATING, OR JUST DONT GO IN PORTER PODDIES!

^^This smiley give luhy an idea! POST ABOUT PORTER PODDIES!!!!!!! Porter poddies are gross….. the poo and the waste just like lays there! ITS GROSS! and it smells horrible in it….. HOW DO THEY EMPTY THE WASTE?!?!?! YUCKY! PORTER POTTY TIPPING!!!!!!!!!!!

Never Ending Chicken Wings! SIGN ME UP!

EWWWWW YUCKY!

THROW UP FEST! I wish my throw up was green like that!

Now they tell me…….

Unless your friend wants to be a baloon, like me, then dont do this, you will end up LOOSING the friend…..

 I WANT MORE CANDY, HAND IT OVER BEFORE, I DO SOMETHING BAD AND EVIL AND TOTALLY AWESOME! GIVE IT UP!

YO TENGO MUY CALIENTE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats I have very hot feet in spanish! I know, my feet are hot, you dont have to point that out! YO ABBURIDO! YO ABBURIDO! I Bored! I Bored! Wait…. why am i speaking in spanish? Ummmmmm ok well………….. OMG A FLYING MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MUST GO CATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE MY HOME SKILLY BISKIT MEATY MEAT CLEAVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOTS ME A FLYING MONKEY TO CATCH!!!!!!

P.S. THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER! (I really did this to annoy drk, she hates the Black Eyed Peas!) Well this is the best and my favorite song! Its called I Gotta Feeling by the Black Eyed Peas!

What Do You Enjoy Most? What is the Most Random Thing You Can Think Of?

HAPPY NATIONAL EGG DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG GUESS WHAT TODAY IS!?!?!??!?!?!?! ITS NATIONAL EGG DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I LOVE EGGS! they are very tasty! and yummilicious! they make awesome omlets, hatch some animals, make a mess, and are fun to throw at people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it make mess!!!!!! IT EVEN TAKES PAINT OFF OF CARS! Thats amazing! So heres my tribute to eggs…..

A LONG LONG TIME AGO, EGGS WERE FOUNDED, BY THE DINOSAURS! OVER 2,000,000 YEARS AGO! EGGS ARE AWESOME!

Some Eggs Can Do a Nice Little Jiggity Jig Jig!

Some Make some awesome omelets!
Now aint that attractive…. LIKE ME!

SOME CAN BE THROWN AT CARS FOR A NEW PAINT JOB…..

And Some Taste Good in my belly

YUMMY!!!!!

So as you can see eggity egg eggs can be used for MANY differant things! *Starts rubbing tummy* ummmmm ok than……… WAIT! AHHHH!!! THATS NOT ME TOUCHING MY TUMMY! AHHHH! Wait, it is me…….. oh………….. So ya HAPPY NATIONAL EGG DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Sorry for the short post…….. I have a HUGE one coming for possibly tomorrow, its gonna be really REALLY REALLY! Piely Random! YA I MADE UP A NEW WORD, WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT! THATS WHAT I THOUGHT! GOODBYERRRRSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heres some random fat kid…… at least hes trying to be fat……

Green Tip of the Day #6!

HEYLOZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even though many of us like to travel, Planes, and cars put tons of harmful chemicals into the air, so just by doing this we are ruining our one and only ozone layer! Even though it may be fun to go on vacations, some people over do it……… To help cut down on the harmful chemicals, try to go on as little as possible of vacations as you can, if you just got back from a vacation, at least wait like a month before going on your next….. It will help to cut down on your spending, while also saving the earth!

Reduce.Reuse.Recycle.

Green Tip of the Day #5!

Another way to go green is to buy solar panels for your roof! They really help with electricity costs. The way that solar panels work, is that during sunlight hours, the panels take in the light from the sun, and transmit it into energy for your house, the more sun there is the longer that the energy would last, usually the solar panels gain enough energy to go completly through the night with no problem of losing energy. Another thing that you can do, is to buy minature wind turbines, they use the iwind, to create energy, heres some pictures of Mini wind turbines, and solar panels.

Reduce.Reuse.Recycle.

None of Your Bee’s Wax!

PEOPLE ARE SOOO RUDE! ONCE SOMETHING EXCITING HAPPENS IN YOUR LIFE EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW! Like really its my life, not your so leave me alone! WELL ITS FRIDAY! YAY!!!!!!!!!! Apparently according to one of my friends, im a piece of toast…. REALLY! HOW! ILL TOTALLY EAT MYSELF! I would probably be the most yummy piece of toast ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG A BUBBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS BLUE!!!!!!!!! I MUST POP! Ok found out, it was just my stupid contact again! I was just like swinging at the air………. WOW! IM STUPID!

Really, Redcowz rated this blog on his blog http://redcowz.wordpress.com and he said im bubbly, IM NOT A BUBBLE! IM A HUMAN BEING! or am i a banana? YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HA! Well im gonna speak in spanish! yay!!!! EL RESTAURANTE ES MUY INTERESANTE Y COMIDA ES MUY SOBROSO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY! IM SMARTICLE!!!!!!!! Well my spanish teacher was like making super weird noises today…… I think she was trying to be a whale…………………. Yesterday i licked someone………………… THEY DID NOT TASTE GOOD! They like tasted like all pooish! it was gross…………………… maybe it was dirt………… that like ya they were brown…… and like all grossish!

OMG DO YOU PEOPLE REMEMBER THAT GIRL THAT LIKE COUGHED ON ME, SHE IS LIEK A STALKER! EVERYWHERE I GO SHES THERE AND LIKE SHE ALWAYS COUGHS ON ME! i THINK SHE HATES ME! I know someone whos in most of my classes that tried out for the U.S. open! and I knew that he wasnt gonna make it, cuz like they were picking 157 people out of 9,000 most of the people were like 30 and the person i kno is 13 I already knew he wasnt gonna make it! Yesterday, my band teacher, Mr. Segale said that since we cant wear shorts, for the memorial day parade, YES IM IN A PARADE! ITS SOO EXCITING IM GONNA BE LIKE FAMOUS YAY ME! well, he said that if we think its unfair blog about how unfair he is, and he said the other day, that we could blog about how much we hate him…. so im gonna make fun of him……. hes like really annoying, he gets angry for the stupidest reasons, and his eyes pop out of his head when he gets angry, he has LOTS of mood swings like one minute he’ll be cracking a joke and like the next he’ll be like CHECK! NO TALKING DURING BAND CLASS! (Check is supposedly a bad thing, i know its weird) you only get checks when you talk! I KNOW ITS SOOOO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG I JUST REALIZED I TALKED ABOUT THE SAME THING FOR A FULL PARAGRAPH! IM SPEACIALISTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well first of all if it makes you feel any better right now im wearing my underwear over my pants YOUR JEALOUS! SHE WANTS TO TOUCH ME WOAH! SHELL NEVER LEAVE ME WOAH! WOAH WOAH WOAHHHHHHHHH! I just realized something…….. there has been this weird truck car thing down the block from me…. theres a guy inside and hes been there all day… hes probably some creepy stalker fan! that would be creepy!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok a little overreactive……………… OMG AT SWIMMING I MADE ANOTHER SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS CALLED THE IM AMAZING RHYME! ok here it goes:

IM AMAZING YOU ARE NOT, I ROCK, AND YOU JUST SIT THERE AND ROT!

I KNOW IM AWESOME AND YOUR JEALOUS! Heres a few questions to ponder (I have no clue what ponder means)

WHY DO THEY CALL IT BLUE CHEESE IF ITS NOT BLUE?

If the ocean is clear in some places why isnt the sky clear there?

Why does Racecar spelt backwards spell racecar?

Why do the Heros always win over Villians?

Well you think about that………….. I HAD A MUFFIN! HIS NAME WAS JOE! and then………….. someone squisheded him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT MADE ME SO ANGRY! I punched the person…………… they got angry………………… and punched me back…….. then WITH MY AMAZING POWERS I BLEW THEM UP USING LEVITATION! I KNOW IM AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! then like blood and guts went everywhere……………… OMG AND THEN TODAY I HAD A SPONGEBOB BANDAID! HE WAS RIDING A SKATEBOARD! YOUR JEALOUS!!!!!!!

Really what does ponder mean? ITS SUCH A FORMAL WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PONDER! PONDERRR! its sorta like go on the potty to poo durrrr!!!!!!!!!!! OMG THERE WAS THIS SUB I HAD THE OTHER DAY! and we had to fill in these blanks and shes like…… for the blanks “DUMDIDDLYDUM” and like she was french, and like really what sub teaches you like really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!! OMG I JUST REMEMBERED ummm………………… I HAVE TO GO DIG A HOLE! for what you ask! I WILL TELL YOU! ummmm……… TO um. PLANT A QUARTER! I WANT A QUARTER TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYEEEEE!