Some Pretty Odd Jokes….

2009 July 28
by ⁞.Ʊ▲ƴ

HEYYAA GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today i’ve decided to tell you guys some funny jokes… YAY!!!!!

Where did the one legged waitress work?
Ihop!

There was a mushroom. He walked into a room full of other vegetables. He was talking to a few, and they all left. he thought to himself… “AIN’T I A FUNGI?”

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says “Why the long face?”

What do you call a day without sunshine? Night.

Now weren’t those kinda… odd! Here’s a few funny pictures to make you laugh!

fail owned pwned pictures

fail owned pwned pictures

fail owned pwned pictures

funny pictures of cats with captions

funny pictures of cats with captions

funny pictures of cats with captions

I CHOOSE YOU!

Alexa

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P.S. Sorry for the short post…. Busy…. Its hot….

5 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 July 28

    wow. the jokes made me laugh at how lame they were xD

    “What do you call a day without sunshine? Night.”

    NOOO REALLY!??!? pshh. I thought it was called non-sunshine day. yeah. it’s totally called non-sunshine day. THE JOKE LIES!!

  2. 2009 July 28

    i laughed :) . Ooo iI love your header!

  3. 2009 July 29

    LOL LOL LOL xD “Kitteh raised by penguins..”

  4. 2009 July 29

    rofl! awesome post!
    (happyyy????? xD)

  5. 2009 July 30
    Sab…0_o permalink

    i got a good few…

    whaddaya call a woman w/ one leg?
    Eileen

    waddaya call a man with no arms and no legs who sits on ur floor?
    Matt

    whaddaya call a man w/ no arms or legs who can’t hear or see?
    Anything u want, he still wont come!

    no offense intended, i just wanted to post some jokez…

    hayyy, v, call meh!!!

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