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 HOLA MY PEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY SATURDAY!!!!!!!! MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOP!!!!!!!! Its really hot here…. =/ WHATEVER ITS SUMMER UH DUH!!!!!!!!!!! So guess what… I made a new friend…. ITS A BIG POPCORN!!!!! his name is Frankie!! Say hi Frankie!!! Frankie doesn’t speak much… now to think about it he doesn’t speak at all… So depressing SPEAK FRANKIE SPEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Frankie’s my new best friend!!!! NO YOU CANNOT EAT HIM!!!!! I got my eyes on you! NO ONE SHALL EAT MY NEW BEST FRIEND… unless me if I just so happen to get hungry… LIKE NOW!!!!! STOP RUNNING FRANKIE! WHERE DID THOSE LEGS COME FROM!!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

 The giraffes cant take much more of us humans!!!! THEY WILL SOON ATTACK AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!! OH NO!!!!!! THE PRECIOUS PAPAYAS AND GRAPES WILL BE GONE FOREVER!!!!!!! NOT THE PAPAYAS!!!!! WE SHALL NOT LET THEM RULE!!!!! Really… How odd would that be to be ruled by the giraffes… That would be really odd… its like OMG A ARMY GIRAFFE IS ATTACKING!!!!!! That sounds so odd…. But that would be creepy if it happened… GIRAFFE ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

 WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M A GIANT FLYING BALLOON!!!!!!!!!! FLY FLY FLY AWAY I GO GO GO!!!!!! I’m Gaining fatness!!!! EAT THOSE TWINKIES!!!!!!!!!!! WEE!!!!!!! oh no!!!! A PLANE!!!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!! *Flails arms and legs* AHHHH STOP GOING UP!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!! *pops* UH OH! *explodes in the air, and falls really fast* AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M GOING TOWARDS THE CONCRETE! AHHH!!!!!!!!! *Hits concrete* OMG I MADE A CRATER!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!! *eats more Twinkies* YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH NO!!!!!!! My pretty ribbon has disappeared! COME BACK PRETTY RIBBON! :’( NO!!! It was blue too I WANT MY PRETTY RIBBON!

 Well here’s a pointless How To…. This comes from an expert breather… DRK!

How To Breathe

1. Suck in air through either your nose or mouth
2. Release the air you just sucked in within one second of breathing the air in.
3. Repeat.

WOW!!!! NOW I’M AN EXPERT AT BREATHING!!!!!! Here’s some funny pictures!

I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Momal

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